Welcome dear traveller to the home of software gf.
You have stumbled upon a secret comfort space,
away from the bustling, noisy social cities.
I'm sure you're weary from all the
wonderful discoveries the web has to offer.
Come and rest your heart for a little while
in our humble little corner of the internet.
I have arranged towels and coffee,
please make sure you leave your shoes at the entrance.
Feel free to roam around the hallways and secret rooms.
I only ask that you read the rules of the house
and to be respectful at all times.
Have a soft, comfortable stay.